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1. April 2000.
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Subtitles by tommyzax
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This film has been produced
with the most munificent support
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of civil and ecclesiastical authorities,
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and with the mass participation
of the people of Austria.
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1 April 2000, the newly elected
Austrian president comes to power.
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In front of the Government,
Castle Sch�nbrunn in Vienna,
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they lined the honorary
four lines of the Occupying Power.
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As you can see, ladies and gentlemen,
all have modern laser guns,
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because gunpowder... in 2000 has,
of course, stopped firing long ago.
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Ah, yes... there is the Austrian army.
Of course, unarmed.
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And here are the milling people.
The voters.
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I can't see, Dad!
- I can't either.
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A new president, who in the
election campaign promised so much.
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Accompanied by his ministers, walking
in the castle of Empress Maria Theresa.
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In the gallery of mirrors
gathered the diplomatic corps,
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with the papal nuncio
on the right wing.
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Your Eminence, I am happy...
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And here stands the Press: photographers
and reporters from around the world.
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The ceremony is televised.
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Mr. President,
the High Commissioners...
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And there are the
Allied High Commissioners.
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Who are actually the
government in our country.
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(Hello! I work here),
Mr. President.
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(Nice to see you, sir.
- Likewise, sir).
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(So happy to see you, milord!
- So am I, mister president.)
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(How do you do, sir?
- Fine, mister president. Fine.)
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May we, gentlemen?
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Do you have the speech?
- The speech...
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For God's sake! The speech.
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Miss K�stler, the speech?
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Yes, directors.
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Now begins the ceremony,
ladies and gentlemen.
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The President took his speech
from the Director of Cabinet's hands,
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and now will show whether he can be held
to what was promised before the election.
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Gentlemen High Commissioners...
Your Eminence...
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Your Excellencies...
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my dear compatriots...
- The special, please.
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You're welcome.
Much obliged.
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As president-elect
into the service with the traditional...
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Our President!
Isn't he handsome?
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The main objective of my government
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will be contribution to
the preservation of world peace!
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I'm sure it will assist the
helpful and large occupation force,
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who, as angels, like keepers
at the bedside of a child,
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fourfold protect.
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Of course, our country,
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our once-Empire, which in days past
the sun itself could set no limits,
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today is so tiny.
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Nevertheless, we are hopeful
and have optimism.
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53 years ago, in fact,
the four defense forces
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made for us a "control agreement."
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However, in that agreement was
promised a government contract,
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which was to have given us back
our freedom and independence.
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But... more than half a century later,
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we are still occupied land!
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In fact... there was just
recently held a session
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on that government contract,
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but it was adjourned without results,
as all previous!
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Now our patience is exhausted.
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On behalf of our Government,
and on behalf of our people,
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I will not allow this, and I hereby
terminate the control agreement.
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In front of the whole world, our
country is declared free and independent!
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Payment for the costs of occupation
is at this moment hereby suspended!
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Identity cards, which no interpreter
is able to read,
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from this moment
lose their validity!
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I invite the population to destroy them!
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Why does this news make you act so?
- Political enthusiasm!
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He's a real man! A real man!
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This moment! She's so beautiful.
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I'll keep it for a souvenir.
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And I didn't vote for him!
What a fool I am!
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Our president is leaving the hall.
Everyone is sitting stock still.
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The ministers are following him.
The commissioners are jumping up.
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Perhaps a little assurance.
Wait.. what?
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Unfortunately, we can't understand them,
but they seem united in their indignation.
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Now they're leaving the hall. The TV
crew is getting this, and chasing them.
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Real drama,
ladies and gentlemen! Drama!
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Conflict! Wonderful!
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This will be world scandal.
- Or World War!
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Look, if the great powers do not agree...
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They have their troops in this country.
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Or they might jointly invite
the World Union in.
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Anyway...
Austria is badly situated.
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When you return from the World Union,
hopefully you will bring freedom.
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Is the national missile ready?
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When World Union is called,
we can take off.
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But we don't know when. - The South
Pacific doesn't need woolen sweaters,
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Miss K�stler.
My topi, please.
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The four high commissioners have already
brought it up with the World Union.
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I don't know.. They're slow
like an old lady... Excuse me...
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(I'm still completely baffled.)
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(Je suis encore
absolument constern�.)
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(He's totally confused.)
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(I must wait for instructions...
- ...from my government.)
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Gentlemen, this is not
something we can negotiate.
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It would take half a year
for us to communicate!
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We can all speak a common dialect
without our interpreters.
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We know one, don't we?
- Sure, we do.
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Alright!
- Wait outside.
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Please wait outside.
- Please, wait outside.
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Give us a moment, please.
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See here, gentlemen... The whole world
already knows what happened here!
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Thanks to radio and television!
Are you ready with your devices?
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(Ready, sir! - Yes, milord!
- Oui, monsieur! - Da, tovari�!)
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Switch on them, please!
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SENSATION IN AUSTRIA
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The whole world has been moved!
- We have to call the Global Union!
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Unplug it, switch it off.
Connect with Union City, please! Now.
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I have Union City...
Connect in.
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(Alright!)
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This is the Vienna High Commission.
Are you there, Union City?
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This is Union City.
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Language: German.
World Union, please.
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Give me the World Defense Commission!
- World Defense Commission, please.
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We will recommend the World
Defense Committee sue Austria
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for violations of world peace and
for aggression against the Allies.
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World Defense Commission
must take measures
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to protect the attacked major powers
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and impose sanctions
against the aggressor.
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Austria is in breach of the agreement.
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Contracts are the pillars on
which world peace... rests.
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Where will we end up if suddenly
everyone demanded their freedom?!
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This is no more your driving range!
- Good! I want to go home. Volga! Vodka!
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(We go home!)
The most beautiful day of my life!
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- No, not you.
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Do you need food for your trip?
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(C'est formidable!)
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For Paris!
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Paris!
- Beautiful flowers!
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Do I have to out... into the city...
and leave you here, my dear...?
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Attention, attention!
Austria is against its defense.
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The Union City Commission accuses it
of aggression and threats to peace.
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The great powers will take required action
against Austria's attack on world defenses.
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The Commission has alerted
the world's law enforcement officers,
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who are already in a missile
squadron on the way to Vienna.
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Units equipped with "killer" lasers closing
on our city at a speed of 10,000 km/h.
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We expect their arrival soon.
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They've already released Schubert's
"Unfinished"! - Now, don't be nasty.
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Don't panic. They just
want to meet with us.
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Meet? The World Defence Commission?
Not with this woman president.
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She's a Fury! Megera!
- What does "megera" mean?
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I don't know. But it is megera!
The old dragon...
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This woman!
This is all we need.
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Attention, attention!
Notice from the federal government!
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Our President will be ready to meet
the World Defense Committee.
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He won't shy away from their weapons, nor
penalties which threaten him personally.
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Oh? Yes...
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He knows that the population
is firmly behind him
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and will show the same spine
as the voters,
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which in many storms proved
the relentless desire for freedom.
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At a height of 27,000 meters,
rockets fly directly to us!
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Soon they will land directly
in front of Sch�nbrunn Palace.
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That is all.
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We have to be there! Come on, let's go!
- Of course!
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Give me...
- No more! I'm leaving.
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But where to?
- To Sch�nbrunn, to watch the rocket land!
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Attention! Stratospheric Squadrons
of the World Defence Commission
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have by mistake flown to Australia instead
of Austria, and will be a little late.
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The world's policemen, who took off
earlier, are heading again towards Europe
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and their arrival is expected any minute.
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We ask the population to preserve peace.
The end.
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What will we tell our people now?
- They've sat long enough in the shelters.
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Come here!
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When there is something to see,
they'll all come out on the streets.
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Attention, attention!
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World gendarmes arriving.
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Make room! Make room!
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You are entering a protected zone!
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We carry actual death rays!
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Make room!
- Who gets in the way, it's your own fault.
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Dear viewers, police with parachutes
have landed
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in anti-radiation suits and
with small ray guns in hand,
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approaching us is the famous
killer "artillery of death."
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Watch out! They're coming down!
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Get up, so we will not be nothing.
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We will not be nothing to them.
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Another ten inches!
And... they landed!
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The door opens
and we are all very excited.
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A little closer, and it can be accurately
described and conveyed on television.
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The first traveler is already exiting. Again,
a world policeman with a hand-held ray gun.
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What follows now?
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I can just see his colleague with
the banner of the World Union in hand.
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Four High Commissioner descend the stairs
of the castle, and here's our President.
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He takes a firm stand in front of the capsule.
I really wouldn't want to be in his shoes.
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And there she is, the terrible president
SVJOKOM, World Defence Commission!
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She looks at the castle, and throws
a glance towards our President...
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Yes, yes. Our entire fate
now depends on her decision!
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She approaches the High Commissioners
greeting them very warmly, very cordially!
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We are very pleased to see you, madame!
- (Glad to see you, sir.)
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But there is also the representative
of South America, Ina Equiquiza.
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And right after,
Mr. Hieronymus Gallup for North America.
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And who will now come?
It is always a big question...
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Haji Omar Khalaf, whom you certainly
already all recognize, from the Islamic Union.
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Signore Alessandro Vitalini
from Italy, for Europe,
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and now the Chinaman, Mr. Yao Wei Chee,
of Asia. - Don't crowd the Chinaman!
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And finally, Mr. Moderator
Robinson, for Africa. - He's black!
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And who are the gentlemen there?
- Mr. President...
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Mr. President, may I ask you?
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And now they've
waved over our Mr. President!
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On behalf of the Austrian people,
we wish you a cordial welcome
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and pleasant stay in Vienna.
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Today, we shall have a conference.
- Today? A conference?
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It won't take long.
You are ruining world peace.
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That's just an accusation.
It has not yet been decided.
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You condemn the work.
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Where may the court sit?
- In Parliament.. Or the opera house.
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The opera house?
Where is a befitting courtroom,
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which is maintained for murder trials.
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In the former
imperial palace, Excellency.
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Justice!
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Justice is
the foundation of world peace!
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Justice, regardless of
the person, land or power.
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The foundation of justice is truth.
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Nothing but the truth.
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Complete and true.
Golden, pure truth.
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I'm GLAD I didn't vote for him.
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Today, we have discovered
the truth about a country
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from its attacks on the great powers
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which endanger peace
on our planet.
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You are charged with aggression
and disruption of world peace.
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Do you admit guilt?
- No, Excellency.
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We expected nothing else.
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This insane courage,
which your seven million dared,
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to attack seven hundred million of the larger
four forces, there is no precedent in history.
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Where are your secret warehoused
weapons, Mr. President?
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Do you have new combat
means against our death ray?
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It would be very embarrassing for you
if we find a prohibited weapon.
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Our only weapon
is right, Excellency.
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It is already being investigated,
Mr. President.
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World and secret police officers have
landed at all important points in the city.
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We have just taken
your government building.
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Our devices for enlightening,
nothing can compete.
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00:20:25,546 --> 00:20:28,719
Do you want something?
235
00:20:29,784 --> 00:20:32,789
What are you looking for here, gentlemen?
236
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:12,255
What's this here?
- A safe for money.
237
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:17,492
Why is it empty?
- I am the Minister of Finance.
238
00:21:18,395 --> 00:21:21,830
I do not think, Mr. President,
there is any way to escape.
239
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:25,913
Your borders are already
hermetically sealed.
240
00:21:29,448 --> 00:21:33,734
We are determined to provide
one frightening example,
241
00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:39,143
so that truce-breakers on our entire
planet once and for all lose courage.
242
00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:42,555
Your present aggression is not your first.
243
00:21:42,752 --> 00:21:47,520
You have already been a thousand years
of eternal unrest to this world.
244
00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:52,447
Huns, Turks, Hungarians...
here, still raging battle.
245
00:21:52,879 --> 00:21:56,882
This can only be caused by the
geographical position of the country,
246
00:21:56,932 --> 00:22:01,177
and the outrageous
greed of its inhabitants.
247
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:05,045
This country is composed of
unrecoverable notorious criminals.
248
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:08,090
So, I will, after hearing
the evidence submitted,
249
00:22:08,222 --> 00:22:11,054
request it to disappear
from the world map.
250
00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:14,493
Its population
will be evacuated,
251
00:22:14,856 --> 00:22:19,598
and the territory will for the next
200 years remain uninhabited.
252
00:22:19,648 --> 00:22:22,518
It could be used for
obsolete atomic bombs!
253
00:22:24,213 --> 00:22:29,419
I think we should consider that certain
extenuating circumstances be addressed.
254
00:22:29,469 --> 00:22:32,939
For example, the Austrian music.
255
00:22:32,989 --> 00:22:35,413
It is international.
256
00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:36,957
And rightly so.
257
00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,835
And the air is,
it seems, healthy!
258
00:22:39,885 --> 00:22:43,265
There is one world
League against alcoholism.
259
00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:46,252
Wouldn't this country
make a good resort
260
00:22:46,302 --> 00:22:49,254
to remove the drunks from Carinthia?
261
00:22:49,304 --> 00:22:52,999
Enough of this nonsense!
The penalty for truce-breakers!
262
00:22:53,049 --> 00:22:55,508
I protest against these insinuations!
263
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:59,304
We're not ruining the peace
or threatening anyone!
264
00:22:59,509 --> 00:23:01,962
Anyway, this entire Court reminds me
265
00:23:02,045 --> 00:23:05,526
of that fable in which
the lion tried the rabbit.
266
00:23:06,483 --> 00:23:08,174
Yes, Excellency.
267
00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:09,864
I'm the rabbit,
268
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,754
and you are a lion.
269
00:23:22,789 --> 00:23:26,189
I will not tolerate you
making fun of the High Court!
270
00:23:26,345 --> 00:23:29,344
The President has just
called himself a rabbit.
271
00:23:29,514 --> 00:23:32,283
A very crafty rabbit, this Austria!
272
00:23:32,333 --> 00:23:34,697
Do you know how
your flag was created?
273
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:38,226
Before Acre! - That's right!
Before the fortress of Acre in Syria!
274
00:23:38,295 --> 00:23:43,062
At the time, Austria attacked
our land! The so-called "crusade."
275
00:23:43,112 --> 00:23:45,346
But that was
a thousand years ago.
276
00:23:45,576 --> 00:23:49,171
Right, the Austrians are for 1000 years
the most belligerent European nation!
277
00:23:49,438 --> 00:23:51,922
That is absolutely inaccurate!
278
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:57,684
Excellency, I pray for permission to show
a documentary about the Crusades,
279
00:23:57,734 --> 00:24:01,559
Which shows the conquest of Acre.
- An Austrian movie?
280
00:24:01,622 --> 00:24:06,552
Yes, but the World Union approved it as
teaching materials for secondary schools.
281
00:24:06,756 --> 00:24:11,211
We shall advise on it. Do we agree?
282
00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:15,497
Miss K�stler, call the
film archive immediately!
283
00:24:15,547 --> 00:24:19,690
Let the rolls be sent by pipe mail!
Immediately insert the movie!
284
00:24:19,850 --> 00:24:24,615
Excuse me, Your Excellency, do you want
the entire history of our past?
285
00:24:24,665 --> 00:24:29,008
Of course! We have to determine
who is at fault:
286
00:24:29,058 --> 00:24:31,290
the country,
its President, or both.
287
00:24:31,340 --> 00:24:33,752
Yes, but...! Very well.
288
00:24:33,802 --> 00:24:36,659
Mr. Cabinet Director,
hurry for Miss K�stler!
289
00:24:36,709 --> 00:24:39,396
Order the topics of study movies.
All that we have!
290
00:24:39,446 --> 00:24:44,311
Mobilize all the museums and archives...
actors, costumes, film studios...
291
00:24:44,361 --> 00:24:48,368
Yes! And television, scenery,
extras... All we have!
292
00:24:48,418 --> 00:24:51,844
But it will cost a fortune!
Anyway, we are already broke! - Please.
293
00:24:51,894 --> 00:24:57,491
All this we should provide! The museums
are our most valuable possessions.
294
00:24:57,541 --> 00:24:59,692
What, you can't
open the door for me?
295
00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:02,739
Court grants you the right
for the submission of evidence.
296
00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:06,255
Protocol.
- Yes, Excellency.
297
00:25:08,906 --> 00:25:12,938
When can we see the film? - It's already
here. It can be displayed immediately.
298
00:25:12,988 --> 00:25:15,319
Where? Here?
- Yes, in this hall, Excellency.
299
00:25:15,463 --> 00:25:17,604
Very well, here.
300
00:25:17,654 --> 00:25:19,381
Get started!
301
00:25:30,055 --> 00:25:33,008
THE CRUSADE Act 2
302
00:25:34,781 --> 00:25:41,586
EDUCATIONAL FILM FOR CHILDREN UNDER 14
(approved by the World Union)
303
00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:48,818
Acre, the last stronghold of the Saracens
before Jerusalem, the great goal of all.
304
00:25:48,868 --> 00:25:54,365
Visiting western-knights surrounded the
city, and, after a heroic defense, won.
305
00:25:54,499 --> 00:25:57,549
The Austrian duke
Leopold, of the house of Babenberg,
306
00:25:57,599 --> 00:26:02,334
first climbed the walls and, by
his own hand, planted a banner with cross.
307
00:26:02,697 --> 00:26:05,869
Trapped Saracens were removed.
308
00:26:09,399 --> 00:26:11,913
Get my belt!
309
00:26:13,074 --> 00:26:15,383
Hail!
310
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:21,225
Austrian duke,
all are thankful to you.
311
00:26:21,349 --> 00:26:24,742
Thanks to your courage,
Acre is conquered,
312
00:26:24,808 --> 00:26:29,441
and Jerusalem is free.
313
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:34,436
You are wounded?
- Oh, it's nothing, it's not my blood.
314
00:26:34,486 --> 00:26:37,030
Enemy blood.
315
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:43,556
Your robe looks like a flag!
316
00:26:43,606 --> 00:26:46,535
Red - white - red.
317
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:49,058
What phenomenal bloodshed!
318
00:26:49,126 --> 00:26:51,397
Please, Excellency,
This is proof enough!
319
00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:54,696
From now on,
it will be the Austrian flag.
320
00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:57,025
Red - white - red.
321
00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:58,938
I pray for a word, Excellency!
322
00:26:58,988 --> 00:27:01,809
This crusade was not
taken only by Austria!
323
00:27:01,859 --> 00:27:04,246
Who are those two
next to the emperor?
324
00:27:04,296 --> 00:27:09,194
The shield of lions is the English
King, and the other is the King of France!
325
00:27:10,013 --> 00:27:14,953
The whole of Europe marched on Palestine!
- "In the march." And so?
326
00:27:15,003 --> 00:27:18,309
And for what?
For the holy tomb, right?
327
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,644
Which you just happened
to pillage on the way.
328
00:27:20,694 --> 00:27:22,624
Uh, that blood... Terrible!
329
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:24,638
End the movie.
330
00:27:24,981 --> 00:27:27,638
Captain Hercules!
331
00:27:27,968 --> 00:27:33,699
Surely again fainted. He can't stand
the sight of blood. Not even on film.
332
00:27:34,468 --> 00:27:38,943
Careful! Do not touch it!
Otherwise, you might all die!
333
00:27:49,782 --> 00:27:51,769
Thank you.
334
00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:58,388
Those knights are the real barbarians. They
could kill with their bare hands. And you?
335
00:27:58,471 --> 00:28:00,814
No.
- Of course.
336
00:28:02,904 --> 00:28:07,980
Sorry, Excellency, but this is why I don't
go to the movies. - It's OK.
337
00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:10,370
We can continue.
338
00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:15,611
Mr. President, your answer, please, What
did your Duke bring from the holy land?
339
00:28:15,664 --> 00:28:20,828
Neither gold nor jewels! But (switch
on, please).. pleasant Theodore.
340
00:28:20,878 --> 00:28:24,479
With a Byzantine princess for a wife.
341
00:28:25,060 --> 00:28:28,080
And another lullaby
for Constantinople.
342
00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:35,253
These are lovely feet
which do not have shoes...
343
00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:51,181
Oh, Mr. President, I would like to have
the notes for this song!
344
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,098
With pleasure,
Mr. Robinson.
345
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:57,087
Stop it! Miss K�stler,
make sure, please, for that.
346
00:28:57,137 --> 00:29:01,865
Moving on to the vote on
claims that the accused is innocent.
347
00:29:02,099 --> 00:29:05,572
Were you convinced?
Who says they are?
348
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:08,335
Who says they are not?
349
00:29:11,711 --> 00:29:15,188
Record: five to one to vote..
350
00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,946
Five to one?!
- Yes. AGAINST us!
351
00:29:17,996 --> 00:29:19,973
Doesn't look good.
352
00:29:20,023 --> 00:29:22,204
Mr. President,
353
00:29:22,254 --> 00:29:24,898
how was it actually
with Hungary and the empire?
354
00:29:24,948 --> 00:29:28,650
Centuries belonged to
your "Danube monarchy".
355
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:32,654
Were you and they
also enslaved by lullabies?
356
00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:35,880
We were not "enslaved," Mr. Wei.
We married!
357
00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:39,516
Have you not known the slogan:
"Others go to war,
358
00:29:39,649 --> 00:29:42,019
"but Austria is a happy woman"?
359
00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:44,854
Divine! If it is true.
360
00:29:44,904 --> 00:29:46,622
But it is true!
361
00:29:46,672 --> 00:29:50,493
Austria, the Czech Republic and Hungary
fought three hundred years,
362
00:29:50,604 --> 00:29:53,223
then our Emperor Maximilian
married the grandchildren
363
00:29:53,339 --> 00:29:56,206
from the throne of
Hungary and the Czech Republic.
364
00:29:56,318 --> 00:30:01,706
Don't believe me? Then I ask for historical
inquiries in the Cathedral of St. Stephen!
365
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:05,086
St. Stephen?! Wonderful!
366
00:30:06,926 --> 00:30:09,440
Very interesting.
367
00:30:10,344 --> 00:30:12,580
All right.
368
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,716
Let's go!
- Hurry!
369
00:30:20,194 --> 00:30:22,292
Hello, hello! Victory
before the World Court!
370
00:30:22,342 --> 00:30:26,146
It seems that the accused President
just managed an outstanding chess move..
371
00:30:26,196 --> 00:30:30,602
On the World Defense Committee,
from the courtroom back to the year 1515!
372
00:30:30,751 --> 00:30:34,234
Coming to you from Vienna, conceived by
Emperor Maximilian, "the last knight"!
373
00:30:34,284 --> 00:30:35,760
He was a great man!
374
00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:39,998
Soon you'll see for yourself. 1415 or 1515,
anyway, the century doesn't matter.
375
00:30:40,048 --> 00:30:43,804
Anyway, he married his granddaughter,
in the Cathedral of St. Stephen.
376
00:30:43,854 --> 00:30:47,765
Our president performs perfectly! The first
round, admittedly, he was a little limp,
377
00:30:47,815 --> 00:30:52,159
but, now, ladies and gentlemen,
we've advanced to the second round!
378
00:30:52,209 --> 00:30:54,772
Sound an honorary gong!
379
00:33:36,665 --> 00:33:38,752
This is glorious!
380
00:33:38,802 --> 00:33:41,347
Who are all these people here?
381
00:33:41,397 --> 00:33:44,389
The one over there with
many crowns, he is a German duke,
382
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:48,819
Maximilian of Habsburg,
called the "last knight".
383
00:33:48,951 --> 00:33:53,191
His attire is right...
his crown also...
384
00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:58,109
All this from our museum.
385
00:33:58,341 --> 00:34:00,811
Beside him, the kings of Hungary
and the Czech Republic.
386
00:34:00,944 --> 00:34:04,109
The two women, their successors.
387
00:34:13,409 --> 00:34:19,145
In nomine Patris et Filii
et Spiritus Sancti. - Amen.
388
00:34:19,678 --> 00:34:23,606
Look... now they are married.
389
00:34:23,886 --> 00:34:26,703
My God, finally.
390
00:34:26,753 --> 00:34:31,683
Ferdinand Habsburg, is it your
free and well-considered decision
391
00:34:31,733 --> 00:34:38,474
here to take Anna of Hungary
for your wife? - Yes. - Yes.
392
00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,705
Yes. - Yes.
393
00:34:40,758 --> 00:34:46,919
You see? From this innocent "yes" grew
the realm of peace for the Danube people.
394
00:34:46,969 --> 00:34:51,526
400 years they remained
united! Until 1918.
395
00:34:52,476 --> 00:34:59,132
If our president married that president,
then everything would be fine. - Yes.
396
00:34:59,715 --> 00:35:04,087
If Truman's daughter married Stalin's son,
we'd have been spared much trouble.
397
00:35:20,564 --> 00:35:25,131
You Austrians are the masters of love!
398
00:35:25,181 --> 00:35:29,604
I would like to... yes!..
Write this into our books!
399
00:35:29,654 --> 00:35:36,195
Private sympathy should no longer play
any role in today's politics, senora.
400
00:35:37,496 --> 00:35:42,018
Though your political spouses were very
happy with each other, weren't they?
401
00:35:42,149 --> 00:35:46,747
Happy or unhappy... By luck or accident...
these four individuals
402
00:35:46,896 --> 00:35:50,360
improved the fate
of a dozen peoples!
403
00:35:50,514 --> 00:35:55,561
Immediately a dozen peoples?
Now that we can check in court.
404
00:35:56,830 --> 00:36:00,670
What did the house of Hapsburg
profit their peoples?
405
00:36:01,045 --> 00:36:06,469
Did not your
Emperor Charles V praise
406
00:36:06,857 --> 00:36:12,280
that "in his domain,
the sun never sets "?
407
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:16,823
So they say. He really was
the most powerful ruler of his time
408
00:36:16,873 --> 00:36:20,208
and the emblem of his house
spread over the entire globe!
409
00:36:20,258 --> 00:36:22,128
But why?
410
00:36:22,178 --> 00:36:25,261
To establish on Earth
God's authority.
411
00:36:25,633 --> 00:36:29,038
Throughout his life he fought
to bring mankind peace,
412
00:36:29,088 --> 00:36:31,790
and unified the world
under his scepter.
413
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:37,436
But violence, Excellency...
Violence can never unite people.
414
00:36:37,685 --> 00:36:41,705
When Emperor Charles V
realized this, he abdicated.
415
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:46,408
At the height of his powers,
he gave up his crown
416
00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:50,290
and continued to live as
a monk in a monastery.
417
00:36:55,052 --> 00:37:00,326
No more. Nothing more.
418
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,558
Stop it!
419
00:37:05,321 --> 00:37:10,440
Is there a second ruler in world history
who gives a similar example? No!
420
00:37:10,490 --> 00:37:14,457
Ladies and gentlemen, can we really
call the present Austrian an aggressor,
421
00:37:14,507 --> 00:37:18,180
when even five hundred years ago, the
Austrian emperor went to the monastery?!
422
00:37:18,230 --> 00:37:22,888
Would you also have gone to the monastery,
Mr. President?
423
00:37:23,774 --> 00:37:26,344
We will vote.
424
00:37:26,394 --> 00:37:29,728
Who votes "beyond repair"?
Please...
425
00:37:33,702 --> 00:37:38,718
Excellency? - What is it?
- Urgent news!
426
00:37:39,418 --> 00:37:41,466
Excuse me.
427
00:37:53,491 --> 00:37:56,429
This is monstrous!
428
00:37:57,273 --> 00:37:59,364
This trial is hereby delayed.
429
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:03,144
Your "peaceful" Vienna,
Mr. President ...!
430
00:38:03,194 --> 00:38:08,068
Captain Hercules, arrest this fox!
Do not let him out of my sight!
431
00:38:08,395 --> 00:38:14,011
I protest this degrading process! It is
contrary to international regulations!
432
00:38:14,061 --> 00:38:18,194
You must not do it!
- I'm sorry, Miss.
433
00:38:20,969 --> 00:38:25,405
This is not the way it works!
This is impossible!
434
00:38:30,257 --> 00:38:34,895
Peace, please.
I pray for peace.
435
00:38:35,429 --> 00:38:41,801
A battery of world policemen on the edge of
Vienna have been kicked from the machine!
436
00:38:41,851 --> 00:38:44,259
The President was taken as a hostage.
437
00:38:44,309 --> 00:38:49,630
I warn people that the next incident
will cause us to speak with weapons.
438
00:38:50,688 --> 00:38:53,772
Let us immediately get
to the crime scene, gentlemen!
439
00:38:53,968 --> 00:39:00,957
How nice and beautiful it would be
if every day was Sunday..
440
00:39:01,175 --> 00:39:09,142
How nice and beautiful when those
with no money can live like millionaires..
441
00:40:11,081 --> 00:40:14,161
These young men are drunk!
442
00:40:14,342 --> 00:40:16,924
That YOU organized!
443
00:40:16,991 --> 00:40:20,191
This backwards relaxation
is like a dagger in the back!
444
00:40:20,356 --> 00:40:25,064
Get a nurse!
Forced sobering!
445
00:40:30,282 --> 00:40:35,866
Excellency, I...
- Oh, Hercules, remove his handcuffs!
446
00:40:36,042 --> 00:40:40,605
You're cannot understand the seriousness
of your situation that you have done wrong.
447
00:40:40,809 --> 00:40:43,731
And you want to be a politician?!
448
00:40:45,337 --> 00:40:48,872
OK, Hercules, take care
of these people...
449
00:41:00,401 --> 00:41:02,438
Get up!!
450
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:05,760
Line up!!
451
00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:07,940
I extend the indictment.
452
00:41:08,056 --> 00:41:11,719
The world is also threatened
by this constant lascivious lifestyle.
453
00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,769
Blood...
454
00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:26,977
Drink this.
This is our wine.
455
00:41:57,842 --> 00:42:00,158
Fall in!!
456
00:42:07,501 --> 00:42:11,533
Tonight you will all make a report!
457
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:13,681
My dear friend...!
458
00:42:13,731 --> 00:42:19,821
I like this song. It's so pretty!
- You see, Excellency.
459
00:42:19,986 --> 00:42:23,799
If you consider the licentious lifestyle...
460
00:42:24,213 --> 00:42:26,848
Yes... wandering through life with songs,
461
00:42:26,906 --> 00:42:32,923
I'll tell you the story of our oldest
sidewalk cafe singer, "dear Augustine".
462
00:42:32,973 --> 00:42:37,562
It happened maybe 300 years ago,
in this very garden.
463
00:42:38,371 --> 00:42:41,371
The wine was also like this.
464
00:42:49,423 --> 00:42:56,652
Here in Vienna, all the people cry for the
good old days, which has never not been..
465
00:42:56,702 --> 00:43:01,856
Only one thing is certain to me:
Thus today, as it was in heaven,
466
00:43:01,906 --> 00:43:07,894
when Eve appeared,
Adam still kept the old times.
467
00:43:07,944 --> 00:43:12,882
This is because man
is never satisfied.
468
00:43:12,932 --> 00:43:19,209
So do like I do..
I'll drink a glass of wine!
469
00:43:19,259 --> 00:43:25,670
Oh, you dear Augustine,
the wine in Vienna is fine.
470
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:31,320
Oh, you dear Augustine,
there is something!
471
00:43:31,444 --> 00:43:36,377
Joy is here, love is here.
I am here, everything's here!
472
00:43:36,427 --> 00:43:42,737
Oh, you dear Augustine,
so nice in Vienna.
473
00:43:45,886 --> 00:43:48,724
Teresa, did the wine hit you
in the head?
474
00:43:48,774 --> 00:43:55,208
I'm woozy. Somehow, I feel
something in my head.
475
00:43:55,872 --> 00:43:57,811
What is it?
476
00:43:58,004 --> 00:44:03,731
You have two... spots on your face.
- Spots?
477
00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:13,310
Plague...
- Plague?
478
00:44:17,905 --> 00:44:20,757
What is it?
- Plague! - Plague!
479
00:44:21,153 --> 00:44:23,464
Plague!
480
00:44:23,514 --> 00:44:27,479
Plague?!
- Let's go! Yes, the plague!
481
00:44:27,529 --> 00:44:30,518
Where? - There.
- What are you saying? - Plague!
482
00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:34,420
What? - Plague!
- Impossible! - It's true!
483
00:44:34,470 --> 00:44:37,976
Come back! Drink wine!
484
00:44:38,311 --> 00:44:41,661
It's... the plague!
485
00:44:59,718 --> 00:45:04,628
So, drink, girl!
Now you'll laugh drunk.
486
00:45:14,898 --> 00:45:18,316
How laughter has left me..
487
00:45:18,366 --> 00:45:22,068
I already
near the gates of heaven,
488
00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:25,749
when the angel walks up to me:
489
00:45:25,799 --> 00:45:29,472
Is it me that Peter already
calls to his house?
490
00:45:29,604 --> 00:45:32,521
Admonishes me on this:
491
00:45:32,571 --> 00:45:37,445
Today she,
and tomorrow maybe you!
492
00:45:37,495 --> 00:45:42,979
To the dance of death,
I invite you all now,
493
00:45:43,253 --> 00:45:49,001
young and old, poor and rich:
494
00:45:50,231 --> 00:45:54,227
Oh, you dear Augustine,
495
00:45:54,417 --> 00:45:57,601
Augustine, Augustine,
496
00:45:58,110 --> 00:46:01,693
O you dear Augustine,
497
00:46:01,888 --> 00:46:04,539
all is lost.
498
00:46:04,699 --> 00:46:08,311
Every day was a feast,
499
00:46:08,608 --> 00:46:13,073
and now we have... the plague.
500
00:46:13,846 --> 00:46:17,800
Oh, you dear Augustine,
501
00:46:18,089 --> 00:46:21,424
all is lost.
502
00:46:22,234 --> 00:46:27,183
To the superficial observer, Excellency,
this Augustine maybe seems reckless.
503
00:46:27,233 --> 00:46:29,968
But four years after the plague
came the Turks,
504
00:46:30,018 --> 00:46:34,180
and then sick Vienna finally saved Europe.
- Saved Europe?
505
00:46:34,230 --> 00:46:37,140
Hey! That would be
one point for him.
506
00:46:37,190 --> 00:46:40,892
May I ask you to
come with me? Please...
507
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:47,042
If you will kindly recall your school
learning, ladies and gentlemen,
508
00:46:47,092 --> 00:46:51,327
that the Turks for more than a hundred
years tried to conquer Europe,
509
00:46:51,377 --> 00:46:54,396
and twice besieged Vienna.
510
00:46:54,495 --> 00:46:57,054
Because they saw Vienna stood in the way.
511
00:46:57,212 --> 00:47:01,693
Vienna was the last fort
defending the West before the Rhine.
512
00:47:01,743 --> 00:47:07,339
He's right. When the Hun king Attila won
Vienna, soon after he came to Rome!
513
00:47:07,389 --> 00:47:12,775
There you go! I'd like to now show
the heroic acts of our brave Vienna.
514
00:47:12,825 --> 00:47:15,221
Would you come in there, gentlemen?
515
00:47:15,271 --> 00:47:19,693
Excuse me, I think that Vienna
freed only one European army.
516
00:47:19,743 --> 00:47:23,377
Yes, do you know
how long it took. Months!
517
00:47:23,427 --> 00:47:27,722
There was a terrible struggle.
The Turks tried to take Vienna by storm,
518
00:47:27,772 --> 00:47:32,593
and a powerful explosion
blew up its walls. Look, please.
519
00:47:32,643 --> 00:47:36,095
They dug tunnels
to the city walls.
520
00:47:41,053 --> 00:47:44,668
And that's how they
managed to conquer the city...
521
00:48:02,910 --> 00:48:08,370
This huge military force of
experienced Turkish troops rushed the...
522
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:13,327
What is it? - I have an important
message, Mr. President. - Not now!
523
00:48:13,377 --> 00:48:15,701
So, continue!
524
00:48:17,768 --> 00:48:20,971
Where is the counter-attack?!
525
00:48:22,541 --> 00:48:26,315
We do not have the people!
- What?!
526
00:48:26,365 --> 00:48:29,696
Miss K�stler,
give the signal for battle!
527
00:48:29,878 --> 00:48:32,029
What's going on with this battle?!
528
00:48:32,079 --> 00:48:35,948
The battle unfortunately
cannot take place. - Why not?!
529
00:48:37,723 --> 00:48:41,145
We have no more
money... for the soldiers.
530
00:48:41,277 --> 00:48:44,244
The Finance Minister gave the word.
531
00:48:44,411 --> 00:48:48,182
Just last week, we paid
occupation costs, President,
532
00:48:48,232 --> 00:48:52,272
and now all these actors,
all this cost.. such a battle!
533
00:48:52,322 --> 00:48:56,818
Well, I'm done. Do it without me!
- But, Mr. Finance Minister...
534
00:49:03,702 --> 00:49:09,330
Ladies and gentlemen, you thank me
if I spare you the bloody battle scenes.
535
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:13,772
Do you think after such suffering
we might best drink Turkish coffee?
536
00:49:13,822 --> 00:49:17,043
Good. But in the courtroom.
537
00:49:34,791 --> 00:49:37,520
You will not contest the claim,
Mr. President,
538
00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:42,624
that Turkish coffee was
your only winning treasure?
539
00:49:42,674 --> 00:49:46,109
Millions seized!
They followed us to Belgrade!
540
00:49:46,159 --> 00:49:49,269
Why did you come here at all?
We did not invite you.
541
00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:52,667
Neither did we. Your prince Eugen...
- Our best general!
542
00:49:52,717 --> 00:49:56,470
Killed Turks! Bloodthirsty dog.
543
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,140
We just used our right of defense at home.
544
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:02,671
It is not disputed that
each man must defend himself.
545
00:50:02,862 --> 00:50:08,318
Thank you very much.
- Even the police respects the... majority.
546
00:50:10,050 --> 00:50:14,609
Such a right exists for the small,
and for the many.
547
00:50:14,796 --> 00:50:18,473
Prince Eugene only expelled from
his country a foreign army.
548
00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:21,613
Then he devoted himself
to peace and art.
549
00:50:21,663 --> 00:50:23,723
There is Prince Eugene.
550
00:50:23,773 --> 00:50:26,254
Ah, it's all enemy propaganda.
551
00:50:26,304 --> 00:50:30,966
He is a war criminal!
The so-called "noble knight"...
552
00:50:36,235 --> 00:50:40,439
Look, Prince Eugene!
He has long hair.
553
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,469
It's not right.
554
00:50:42,519 --> 00:50:47,497
My friends have informed me
to seek the truth, Excellency.
555
00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:53,583
I'm sure you are above heresay
and innuendo.
556
00:50:54,710 --> 00:50:56,705
The truth is the following:
557
00:50:56,755 --> 00:51:02,796
After the victory, I offered to Caesar
to expand his empire to Constantinople.
558
00:51:02,846 --> 00:51:06,840
I sent him a detachment of
light horsemen with the message:
559
00:51:06,890 --> 00:51:13,891
"Your Majesty, the road to the east
is free. Give me the order to march."
560
00:51:14,047 --> 00:51:16,836
But the Kaiser...
561
00:51:16,886 --> 00:51:22,769
The Kaiser loved
peace... and music.
562
00:52:26,285 --> 00:52:29,857
Message from Prince
Eugen, Majesty!
563
00:52:40,011 --> 00:52:42,462
"The road to the East..."
564
00:52:42,512 --> 00:52:45,598
"The greatest chance for Austria..."
565
00:52:46,104 --> 00:52:48,925
"New recruits..."
Here is the meaning.
566
00:52:49,057 --> 00:52:51,117
The greatest chance for Austria
567
00:52:51,250 --> 00:52:54,564
lies in the spirit, and not
on the battlefield. Do you understand?
568
00:52:55,569 --> 00:52:59,192
Do not recruit. Conduct!
569
00:52:59,242 --> 00:53:03,008
Imagine, Excellency,
what that means for a general.
570
00:53:03,058 --> 00:53:06,593
In the midst of progress
I had to stop the war!
571
00:53:06,643 --> 00:53:09,855
Instead of casting guns,
I built churches!
572
00:53:09,905 --> 00:53:13,632
Instead of real warships, I built roads
and commerce throughout the country,
573
00:53:13,682 --> 00:53:19,475
instead of swords, rifles and guns,
I erected new cities.
574
00:53:19,628 --> 00:53:22,235
And all in Baroque style!
575
00:53:22,285 --> 00:53:27,742
And what the kaiser-conductor
did with my horse..
576
00:53:27,792 --> 00:53:31,321
Best to look on the big screen.
577
00:53:31,371 --> 00:53:34,085
Switch on! Quick!
578
00:53:49,179 --> 00:53:53,426
Look at this, Your Excellency!
Is that a horse?
579
00:53:53,476 --> 00:53:56,415
That is a ballerina!
580
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:18,194
We've seen enough.
We will vote, ladies and gentlemen.
581
00:55:18,244 --> 00:55:21,604
Excuse me, Your Excellency, but I
haven't finished. - Thank you, but...
582
00:55:21,654 --> 00:55:25,311
It's all right, my dear actor,
you can go. Much obliged. OK, stop it.
583
00:55:25,361 --> 00:55:29,139
One moment, please,
Mr. President, my role is not over.
584
00:55:29,362 --> 00:55:33,422
I need to make another point about the
Empress Maria Teresa and her 16 children.
585
00:55:33,472 --> 00:55:35,991
Please look there.
586
00:55:41,806 --> 00:55:46,346
Tell us, Mr. actor, is that true?
The Empress had 16 children?
587
00:55:46,396 --> 00:55:48,641
Yes, Excellency.
588
00:55:48,691 --> 00:55:54,494
And the Empress ruled anyway?
- 40 long years! Our greatest ruler!
589
00:56:00,826 --> 00:56:05,893
Who is that boy on the harpsichord?
- It is the young Mozart, Excellency.
590
00:56:17,739 --> 00:56:19,958
Thank you very much.
591
00:56:20,786 --> 00:56:22,928
Halt!
592
00:56:39,101 --> 00:56:41,654
An autograph, please, Mr. Actor.
593
00:56:41,704 --> 00:56:44,460
Gladly, Miss, happy to.
594
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:51,044
We agree? Austria is released from
charges per TOEC "beyond repair".
595
00:56:51,234 --> 00:56:52,790
Yes.
596
00:57:04,729 --> 00:57:07,493
Peace, please.
597
00:57:08,707 --> 00:57:13,710
The World Defence Commission is
giving up destruction of the country.
598
00:57:14,424 --> 00:57:18,222
But we cannot give up
evacuation of the population,
599
00:57:18,272 --> 00:57:22,941
because today's disruption of
world peace needs no proof.
600
00:57:23,275 --> 00:57:25,873
But we at the World Union will propose
601
00:57:25,923 --> 00:57:29,871
to schedule evacuees to countries
602
00:57:29,921 --> 00:57:31,780
where people are absent.
603
00:57:31,830 --> 00:57:36,661
The Sahara Desert is irrigated. We can
immediately receive several million people.
604
00:57:36,868 --> 00:57:41,725
Austria will be converted into a combination
of great historical museums
605
00:57:41,974 --> 00:57:44,675
and national parks.
606
00:57:46,868 --> 00:57:51,423
The official staff... for
example, foresters, museum attendants ..
607
00:57:52,008 --> 00:57:54,830
May remain in the country.
608
00:57:55,326 --> 00:57:58,298
May I ask,
Gentlemen of the High Commission,
609
00:57:58,348 --> 00:58:05,087
that you remain in the country
as control archivists?
610
00:58:06,719 --> 00:58:08,807
Let me hear you...
611
00:58:08,927 --> 00:58:12,579
(Yes? - Yes, yes!)
612
00:58:12,629 --> 00:58:15,315
(Oui? - Oui, madame!)
613
00:58:15,586 --> 00:58:18,016
(Okay? - Okay!)
614
00:58:18,112 --> 00:58:20,744
(Njet? - Da!)
615
00:58:20,794 --> 00:58:25,251
Yes? Unanimously.
616
00:58:25,507 --> 00:58:27,030
That is really...
617
00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:30,373
I protest against
this monstrous decision!
618
00:58:30,423 --> 00:58:34,452
I protest against the allegations
that we are endangering world peace!
619
00:58:34,568 --> 00:58:39,242
I know you must agree with me that my
millions of people who listen and watch,
620
00:58:39,608 --> 00:58:42,951
must know what their future fate is!
621
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:48,838
How is it possible
622
00:58:48,888 --> 00:58:52,212
that such a diabolical plan
comes from the mouth of a woman?
623
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:57,218
Are you at all
a woman, Excellency?!
624
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,732
To be ruled by men?
625
00:59:03,423 --> 00:59:07,172
Of chaos you are guilty.
626
00:59:07,297 --> 00:59:12,510
And mankind has not brought forth
nothing but blood, sweat and tears.
627
00:59:13,213 --> 00:59:18,506
But your country has tried to implement
an outdated idea of freedom,
628
00:59:18,556 --> 00:59:22,558
a country in which
reactionary male arrogance triumphs,
629
00:59:22,737 --> 00:59:24,777
such a land we...
630
00:59:25,196 --> 00:59:28,648
She's a psycho!
- Well, she's just like my wife...!
631
00:59:28,698 --> 00:59:30,378
"Outdated ideas about freedom?"
632
00:59:30,594 --> 00:59:34,174
But others are doing what they want!
- Yeah, I just don't!
633
00:59:34,389 --> 00:59:39,740
Are we perhaps worse than others?
- We'll see about that!
634
00:59:45,767 --> 00:59:48,750
Tyrant!
635
00:59:53,626 --> 00:59:55,473
What is it?
636
01:00:04,446 --> 01:00:06,790
Uh oh.
637
01:00:11,118 --> 01:00:13,969
Where are the candles for the oath?
638
01:00:27,074 --> 01:00:29,320
I called the electric
switchboard, Excellency.
639
01:00:29,387 --> 01:00:31,094
It's a 5 minute warning strike.
640
01:00:31,144 --> 01:00:34,629
Keep this decision
and a general strike will be declared.
641
01:00:34,729 --> 01:00:38,306
Thank you.
There you Your Austrians!
642
01:00:38,356 --> 01:00:40,762
But Excellency,
every nation of the world
643
01:00:40,895 --> 01:00:44,326
where you kidnap their homeland
would do the same!
644
01:00:44,488 --> 01:00:49,026
And what are we looking for other than
Equality? The same right for all!
645
01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:51,555
And for us!
646
01:00:52,041 --> 01:00:55,181
Why is it that "four men in a jeep" bonking
everyone are only found here in Vienna?
647
01:00:55,231 --> 01:00:58,487
Why not London,
four men in a jeep...
648
01:00:58,537 --> 01:01:01,188
in Paris, four men in a jeep...
649
01:01:01,410 --> 01:01:04,257
in Moscow,
four men in a jeep...
650
01:01:04,307 --> 01:01:07,220
or in Washington DC,
four men in a jeep...
651
01:01:07,394 --> 01:01:12,720
or anywhere in the world! Not with us!
- Bravo!
652
01:01:15,363 --> 01:01:19,308
But you should be proud that "four men in
in the jeep" are bonking just you.
653
01:01:19,373 --> 01:01:22,690
Nowhere else in the world
could record be served.
654
01:01:22,902 --> 01:01:26,444
And why should you always
stay with us? No!
655
01:01:26,494 --> 01:01:29,171
Equal rights for all!
656
01:01:29,968 --> 01:01:33,674
Dear compatriots,
rescue your prudent image.
657
01:01:33,724 --> 01:01:39,290
A general strike is not the solution.
The answer is peaceful demonstrations.
658
01:01:40,081 --> 01:01:42,824
Equal rights for Austria!
659
01:01:42,874 --> 01:01:48,450
We will not bring a verdict to the accused
until this is exhaustively examined.
660
01:01:48,761 --> 01:01:53,543
So the World Defense Commission
will not return tonight to Union City,
661
01:01:53,593 --> 01:01:55,906
but will remain in control in Vienna.
662
01:01:56,039 --> 01:02:01,906
Your generous decision, will be deeply
impressed into the whole of our people.
663
01:02:04,752 --> 01:02:08,872
This tribunal is delayed until tomorrow,
in 15 hours. The meeting is closed.
664
01:02:09,063 --> 01:02:12,070
Captain Hercules!
665
01:02:22,522 --> 01:02:26,337
Do you need me yet, Mr. President?
I've been waiting four hours already.
666
01:02:26,387 --> 01:02:29,779
Sir Francis Joseph, I do not.
You can go home. - Thank you.
667
01:02:29,829 --> 01:02:32,206
What about me?
668
01:02:32,256 --> 01:02:34,861
Do you need me yet, Mr. President?
- No, thank you.
669
01:02:34,911 --> 01:02:37,069
I kiss your hand, madam.
670
01:02:37,119 --> 01:02:42,078
It's nice of you to come.
- Understandable. We all want to help.
671
01:02:42,128 --> 01:02:45,127
But if you no longer need me,
I'll go home to make dinner.
672
01:02:45,177 --> 01:02:48,718
What are you going to make?
- Asparagus and dumplings with butter.
673
01:02:48,877 --> 01:02:54,459
Let's show hospitality, and make sure the
room has no a microphone or time bombs.
674
01:02:54,996 --> 01:02:58,746
Immediately scroll in the "Belvedere", Miss
K�stler, and make sure to be hospitable.
675
01:02:58,796 --> 01:03:02,716
They need to feel like they're at home.
But, you know already what to do.
676
01:03:09,437 --> 01:03:13,827
Wait a moment! Leave the carpet
there and tell those two to get out!
677
01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:20,590
Well, Miss?
When will the revolution be?
678
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:23,661
Demonstration!
With us, always in the morning.
679
01:03:23,711 --> 01:03:26,953
Oh?
- I could really use your help, Inspector.
680
01:03:27,003 --> 01:03:28,708
Come on. Give me a hand.
681
01:03:28,758 --> 01:03:31,434
You're welcome.
682
01:03:31,484 --> 01:03:33,684
All lines free
for civil discussions.
683
01:03:33,734 --> 01:03:37,291
Connect me with
Governments of all provinces!
684
01:03:37,749 --> 01:03:40,650
Oh, let me!
685
01:03:56,513 --> 01:04:00,261
Will you go see Vienna?
I'd rather you help me.
686
01:04:10,518 --> 01:04:15,741
Oh no, I've quite forgotten
to prepare a room for you!
687
01:04:15,791 --> 01:04:18,110
I guess something will come to mind.
688
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:21,381
Come on, come on, get to work!
689
01:04:28,573 --> 01:04:31,432
Telefax...
690
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:38,070
How stupid!
I don't have peace even at night!
691
01:04:38,177 --> 01:04:40,849
Please
forward this immediately...
692
01:04:59,569 --> 01:05:04,383
Do you want to set up a watch?
- Of course! There.
693
01:05:12,934 --> 01:05:16,795
Shall we go out tonight?
694
01:05:41,788 --> 01:05:46,240
What is this? - The bed of
Prince Eugen, victor over the Turks.
695
01:05:46,290 --> 01:05:49,417
I hope to be able to sleep in it.
696
01:05:49,743 --> 01:05:54,456
And this? - It belonged to
our Emperor Francis, Excellency,
697
01:05:54,506 --> 01:05:58,062
his wife, Empress Maria Theresa.
698
01:05:58,355 --> 01:06:01,952
Do you have a bathroom?
- Of course, Excellency.
699
01:06:05,994 --> 01:06:09,524
The bathroom you will unfortunately
have to share with Se�or Equiquiza.
700
01:06:09,644 --> 01:06:12,777
She is in the next room.
- Outstanding.
701
01:06:13,290 --> 01:06:15,337
Yes?
702
01:06:16,353 --> 01:06:19,746
Here is the bathroom, senora.
- Thank you.
703
01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:23,998
You'll unfortunately have to share with
Excellency. We do not have enough space.
704
01:06:24,088 --> 01:06:29,090
If you still have any desires, please just
let me know. Good night! - Good night.
705
01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:44,149
You seem to have
lofty desires, senora.
706
01:06:44,580 --> 01:06:49,251
I wish you good night.
- Good night, Excellency.
707
01:06:53,173 --> 01:06:57,142
After the demonstrations and
mass assembly where speakers...
708
01:06:57,192 --> 01:07:02,057
Mr. President, I was only able to
secure people of the arts. Okay?
709
01:07:02,107 --> 01:07:05,077
Of course.
- Ladies, please..
710
01:07:07,816 --> 01:07:10,464
Forgive my clothes,
but I'm in the middle of a job.
711
01:07:10,514 --> 01:07:12,920
Of course, Mr. President.
- Thank you.
712
01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:18,280
If a man can't make himself at home...
713
01:07:20,647 --> 01:07:25,381
Let me introduce you to...
my librettist, Mr. Schnapper.
714
01:07:25,431 --> 01:07:28,076
Nice to meet you, gentlemen. Sit down.
715
01:07:28,126 --> 01:07:34,186
I need a fighting song, a combat song..
- And my name is Tiny.
716
01:07:34,236 --> 01:07:36,904
Praised be, sir Tiny. Please sit.
717
01:07:36,954 --> 01:07:39,933
I need you...
718
01:07:40,293 --> 01:07:44,005
I need a fight song
with a chorus like
719
01:07:44,088 --> 01:07:47,005
"the same rights for everyone,"
something like that.
720
01:07:47,203 --> 01:07:51,607
"For each"? For each...
- Not for Austria?
721
01:07:51,672 --> 01:07:54,155
Yes. For all of us to have.
It should be for we, and for me!
722
01:07:54,205 --> 01:08:00,024
Exactly. And how many "quarters"
can we take? Three? Four?
723
01:08:00,074 --> 01:08:02,442
I beg your pardon?
- I'm thinking timing.
724
01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:05,771
Oh, that! For marching!
- Marching. Four quarters.
725
01:08:05,828 --> 01:08:10,887
You do not have to write. I'll remember that.
And what else should be in the song?
726
01:08:11,084 --> 01:08:13,394
Four large men, and the little man.
727
01:08:13,444 --> 01:08:17,517
Everything in the past
accumulated to us in Austria.
728
01:08:18,454 --> 01:08:23,096
I do not know whether I dare.
I don't know.
729
01:08:23,213 --> 01:08:26,639
We don't have to say it's our song.
- Yes. Maybe.
730
01:08:26,979 --> 01:08:30,270
Mr. Cabinet Director, take the
gentlemen into the music room.
731
01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:33,436
Walk, walk...
732
01:08:39,399 --> 01:08:42,680
We have to be very careful here.
733
01:08:44,159 --> 01:08:46,832
My name is Winzig.
734
01:08:51,234 --> 01:08:53,754
I put them to bed.
- Excellent.
735
01:08:53,804 --> 01:08:58,984
(Carry me back to old Virginny...)
736
01:09:26,267 --> 01:09:28,737
Good night!
737
01:10:44,348 --> 01:10:48,126
"Vienna is the heart of Austria..."
Something like that.
738
01:10:48,176 --> 01:10:51,490
Nothing like that.
- What? - Vienna is nothing!
739
01:10:51,573 --> 01:10:54,258
What are you... Vienna is nothing?
- Of course it is,
740
01:10:54,357 --> 01:10:57,032
but this is supposed
to be about all Austria.
741
01:10:57,082 --> 01:11:03,598
Write "Austria is the heart..."
- A moment.
742
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:08,044
"One piece of the world's heart
is Austria.."
743
01:11:08,289 --> 01:11:13,704
That's good. That's good! "One piece
of the world's heart is Austria.."
744
01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:18,648
One, two, three...
...Austria...
745
01:11:20,793 --> 01:11:23,040
"So, we demand..."
- We can't demand anything.
746
01:11:23,090 --> 01:11:25,248
Why not?
- "Why not"...
747
01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:27,718
You demand when you're strong.
Don't you?
748
01:11:27,824 --> 01:11:32,273
- Then "please". - It can't be
"please" either. "We are looking for..."
749
01:11:32,323 --> 01:11:36,089
"We are looking for"... because it
does not request or petition.
750
01:11:36,281 --> 01:11:39,802
Not "please" so it is not
so humiliating. You see?
751
01:11:39,852 --> 01:11:42,868
Even in the cafe, they say:
"Waiter, please"
752
01:11:43,100 --> 01:11:45,636
"Please, a coffee.
Please, a glass of water..."
753
01:11:45,801 --> 01:11:49,056
Yes, as you say.
- Well, that... that's right...
754
01:11:49,106 --> 01:11:51,105
Others say: "Hello! One mocha!"
755
01:11:51,221 --> 01:11:55,613
No! During the five hours, we'll have
a song non-stop to all stations.
756
01:11:55,663 --> 01:11:58,953
Learn how to write it down! What?
757
01:11:59,575 --> 01:12:04,094
Yes, we are tired. But, in the end,
survival is at stake!
758
01:12:04,227 --> 01:12:06,379
It's already time
those two men agree.
759
01:12:06,429 --> 01:12:10,539
"Little man... and the great man..."
Here. Let's go...
760
01:12:10,914 --> 01:12:15,235
The sun shines equally on all...
761
01:12:15,285 --> 01:12:19,416
Why not on Austria?
762
01:12:19,466 --> 01:12:23,288
Why should we
stand in the shadows?
763
01:12:23,338 --> 01:12:27,484
We too want to
see the glow of freedom...
764
01:12:27,534 --> 01:12:31,555
The sun shines on
the little man,
765
01:12:31,605 --> 01:12:35,052
as well as on the large.
766
01:12:35,102 --> 01:12:39,694
One piece of the world's heart
is Austria..
767
01:12:39,744 --> 01:12:43,368
Because we're free
and live as equals!
768
01:12:43,418 --> 01:12:47,822
One piece of the world's heart
is Austria..
769
01:12:47,922 --> 01:12:52,808
Because we're free
and live as equals!
770
01:12:53,579 --> 01:12:56,320
This is excellent.
Indeed, extraordinary!
771
01:12:56,370 --> 01:13:00,031
Just as I envisioned it. Really.
The melody is glorious.
772
01:13:00,081 --> 01:13:03,801
And the words are very nice!
- The words we wrote together.
773
01:13:03,851 --> 01:13:06,100
The music is mine.
774
01:13:06,896 --> 01:13:09,216
Mr. President!
It's already dawn long ago!
775
01:13:09,266 --> 01:13:12,108
At seven, I have to be at the
"Belvedere" to wake the Commission.
776
01:13:12,328 --> 01:13:14,895
Morning!
- Oh, Mr. Gallup!
777
01:13:14,945 --> 01:13:17,461
Oh, good morning!
- So you're already up?
778
01:13:17,511 --> 01:13:19,748
Yes. I was on a little tour.
779
01:13:19,947 --> 01:13:22,912
But... are you only interested
in demonstrations?
780
01:13:22,962 --> 01:13:25,939
Inflaming the masses?
781
01:13:26,481 --> 01:13:30,717
Rather, I looked
at the National Archives.
782
01:13:30,767 --> 01:13:34,019
Hello!
783
01:13:34,638 --> 01:13:37,374
The President! He is there?
784
01:13:38,383 --> 01:13:43,433
This is Ina Equiquiza.
The President! He is there?
785
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:48,469
I'll give him to you now.
786
01:13:48,755 --> 01:13:51,895
Good morning, senora!
What can I do for you?
787
01:13:54,788 --> 01:13:57,830
Your breakfast, Excellency.
788
01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:09,198
Excellency, if you need to...
- Thank you. I do not need anything more.
789
01:14:11,917 --> 01:14:14,885
I watched you all night.
790
01:14:15,167 --> 01:14:18,778
In the right size!
On a horse!
791
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,605
The shine in your eyes.
792
01:14:25,230 --> 01:14:28,720
(Si.) Then I dreamed of you...
793
01:14:29,239 --> 01:14:32,694
if you were with me, you'd go
794
01:14:32,744 --> 01:14:35,528
and buy for me on a national scale.
795
01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:39,539
Oh, yes, yes... You have to
tell me how to stand!
796
01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:48,067
Yes? Take me in your car?
Lots of fun.
797
01:14:54,997 --> 01:14:57,848
Hello!
- Good morning! - Where to?
798
01:14:57,959 --> 01:15:01,356
I'm going to steal away!
- You're not coming to the demonstration?
799
01:15:01,472 --> 01:15:04,429
After... Good day!
800
01:15:04,732 --> 01:15:06,371
Thank you.
801
01:15:06,421 --> 01:15:09,347
So, Inspector? Will you
also go to the demonstration?
802
01:15:09,397 --> 01:15:12,628
Of course! I've taken
all security measures.
803
01:15:12,678 --> 01:15:14,570
Security measures? What?
804
01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:17,353
So it doesn't come to unrest.
805
01:15:17,965 --> 01:15:20,175
Salt.
Thank you!
806
01:15:25,769 --> 01:15:28,634
Good morning, Your Excellency!
- Good morning!
807
01:15:29,555 --> 01:15:34,253
Is Madame Equiquiza here?
- She just drove into town.
808
01:15:34,554 --> 01:15:36,932
Good morning, Your Excellency!
- Good morning, Captain.
809
01:15:42,908 --> 01:15:45,987
Good morning!
- Morning...
810
01:16:02,087 --> 01:16:05,226
What did I tell you
It's already crumbling!
811
01:16:12,692 --> 01:16:16,807
"The sun
shines equally on all..."
812
01:16:16,857 --> 01:16:20,702
Why not on Austria?
813
01:16:20,752 --> 01:16:24,657
Why should we
stand in the shadows?
814
01:16:24,707 --> 01:16:28,962
We too want to
see the glow of freedom...
815
01:16:29,012 --> 01:16:33,082
The sun shines on
the little man,
816
01:16:33,132 --> 01:16:36,516
as well as on the large.
817
01:16:36,566 --> 01:16:41,087
One piece of the world's heart
is Austria..
818
01:16:41,137 --> 01:16:44,785
Because we're free and
live as equals!
819
01:16:44,835 --> 01:16:48,975
One piece of the world's heart
is Austria..
820
01:16:49,025 --> 01:16:53,174
Because we're free and
live as equals!
821
01:18:24,508 --> 01:18:27,597
Today is not ONLY about Austria!
822
01:18:27,647 --> 01:18:32,465
It is for the little man around the world!
823
01:18:36,544 --> 01:18:38,001
Good.
824
01:18:38,051 --> 01:18:42,308
For if the great powers recognize
our right, this will be the beginning
825
01:18:42,358 --> 01:18:46,496
of a better World Order!
826
01:19:03,380 --> 01:19:07,543
In this house in 1817,
LONG LIVE LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN.
827
01:19:08,844 --> 01:19:11,538
We've been to Praterstern and
just entered the main avenue...
828
01:19:11,712 --> 01:19:15,815
Here on the main avenue! Reporting from
the target point of large demonstrations,
829
01:19:15,865 --> 01:19:19,148
in front of the "Lusthaus" in the Prater.
Now arriving, the opening parades,
830
01:19:19,198 --> 01:19:23,938
Here comes the car with our coat of arms
and new motto: "Equal rights for Austria"!
831
01:19:23,988 --> 01:19:26,461
Here come the slogans.
832
01:19:26,511 --> 01:19:29,733
EQUAL RIGHTS FOR AUSTRIA
833
01:19:29,783 --> 01:19:32,465
Flowers!
834
01:19:36,017 --> 01:19:38,595
Who is that?
- Johann Strauss!
835
01:19:41,558 --> 01:19:43,347
THE VIENNESE OPERETTA
836
01:19:43,397 --> 01:19:45,949
"The Bat"
837
01:19:49,388 --> 01:19:52,938
My Lord Marquis,
such a man as you
838
01:19:52,988 --> 01:19:55,858
should be better understood.
839
01:19:55,908 --> 01:19:59,058
"MERRY WAR"
840
01:19:59,108 --> 01:20:04,412
"Die Fliedermaus"
841
01:20:04,462 --> 01:20:12,051
"The Beggar Student"
842
01:20:18,043 --> 01:20:25,013
"One Night in Venice"
843
01:20:35,117 --> 01:20:41,338
"The Bird Seller"
844
01:20:46,517 --> 01:20:49,873
"Baron Ciganin"
845
01:20:49,923 --> 01:20:55,358
"The Merry Widow"
846
01:21:02,935 --> 01:21:09,325
"The Smiling Husband"
847
01:21:10,376 --> 01:21:17,196
"Countess Maritza"
848
01:22:05,839 --> 01:22:13,568
"The Gypsy Princess"
849
01:22:22,597 --> 01:22:29,210
"A Waltz Dream"
850
01:23:12,962 --> 01:23:19,067
You look lovely!
Just like an Austrian-born girl.
851
01:23:25,004 --> 01:23:27,241
I'm going to look.
852
01:23:42,305 --> 01:23:45,277
Your people
demonstrate for its life.
853
01:23:45,327 --> 01:23:47,880
Is this a responsible person?
854
01:23:47,930 --> 01:23:50,475
And this is again typical!
855
01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:54,981
Whatever a beauty calls me,
there is nothing one can do, Excellency.
856
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:59,068
You can blur other eyes with
your famous atmosphere.
857
01:23:59,262 --> 01:24:03,351
But your menu you call
Viennese charm, is old-fashioned...
858
01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:08,291
and corny.
- Old-fashioned and corny?
859
01:24:08,341 --> 01:24:12,240
But, madam, this is our
latest model of traditional costumes!
860
01:24:12,290 --> 01:24:15,526
This dress Senor
Equiquiza wears beautifully!
861
01:24:15,576 --> 01:24:19,753
Too bad. Excellency is
probably considered virgin.
862
01:24:20,165 --> 01:24:24,149
Ah, you think one needs to
have a dozen children to be able to govern?
863
01:24:24,199 --> 01:24:26,224
And how many do you have?
864
01:24:26,274 --> 01:24:29,588
I am still unmarried.
Unfortunately.
865
01:24:33,170 --> 01:24:36,209
What are you actually
looking for here, Your Excellency?
866
01:24:36,259 --> 01:24:39,215
National government spending?
867
01:24:39,265 --> 01:24:41,501
I'm looking for you, senora.
868
01:24:41,551 --> 01:24:45,863
The demonstrations are already
started. - Good. Come on!
869
01:24:46,121 --> 01:24:51,429
You will not change your clothes?
- Naturally! My knight sent them to me!
870
01:24:53,727 --> 01:24:56,726
We did it, Mr. President!
871
01:25:03,021 --> 01:25:05,457
What is this?
872
01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:08,803
Give me my robe.
873
01:25:09,406 --> 01:25:11,609
You carry the world on your back.
874
01:25:11,659 --> 01:25:13,885
Where do all the people go?
To a masquerade?
875
01:25:13,935 --> 01:25:18,264
For the demonstration, there will be
folk costumes for the parade.
876
01:25:18,447 --> 01:25:20,684
Parade? I have to go!
877
01:25:20,784 --> 01:25:22,835
Take me!
- But, senora ...!
878
01:25:22,885 --> 01:25:26,184
These are the smartest people!
Do you yodel? - I do not.
879
01:25:26,234 --> 01:25:28,076
I know how!
880
01:25:28,126 --> 01:25:30,292
Follow her to make sure
nothing happens to her.
881
01:25:30,342 --> 01:25:33,067
And you wait for me in court!
882
01:25:34,282 --> 01:25:38,275
Senora Equiquiza is not
the whole Court, Mr. President.
883
01:25:38,325 --> 01:25:43,140
You will not bribe us!
Not even with the past!
884
01:26:20,747 --> 01:26:23,248
But, Your Excellency...
885
01:26:23,425 --> 01:26:25,314
Excellency!
886
01:26:25,364 --> 01:26:27,447
Are you always so angry?
887
01:26:27,497 --> 01:26:31,932
Wouldn't you rather look around
this well? One of our most beautiful.
888
01:26:32,049 --> 01:26:35,347
Or is it the end of all
the beautiful things you pass?
889
01:26:37,710 --> 01:26:41,887
This is apparently
an Austrian aggressor. - Exactly.
890
01:26:41,937 --> 01:26:47,399
The aggressor was the helpless
president who attacked from a lonely place.
891
01:26:48,062 --> 01:26:52,077
I would like to correct
my remark from yesterday.
892
01:26:52,163 --> 01:26:56,518
You are obviously
a woman, Excellency.
893
01:26:56,583 --> 01:26:58,617
Though unusual.
894
01:26:58,667 --> 01:27:03,479
Why not finally let the heart speak,
instead of paragraphs and principles?
895
01:27:03,529 --> 01:27:08,818
Maybe then we would be less
afraid, which is certainly preferable.
896
01:27:09,381 --> 01:27:11,947
Let us love you.
897
01:27:13,025 --> 01:27:17,947
Your Empress... Maria Theresa...
898
01:27:19,081 --> 01:27:24,183
she was indeed loved?
- And after death! Come on.
899
01:27:24,843 --> 01:27:27,226
I'll show you.
900
01:28:39,422 --> 01:28:44,319
This is the couple in love?
- Yes. On the day of resurrection.
901
01:28:48,178 --> 01:28:53,277
It's strange. We always
retreat into the past. Why?
902
01:28:54,254 --> 01:28:56,526
What about the present?
903
01:28:56,894 --> 01:28:58,519
And the future?
904
01:28:58,569 --> 01:29:01,384
Resurrection is our future.
905
01:29:01,434 --> 01:29:06,556
And in the present, life and death
exist together like liquid.
906
01:29:06,911 --> 01:29:11,013
This was the Baroque time,
and today is also.
907
01:29:11,184 --> 01:29:14,313
Come on, I know
what will interest you.
908
01:29:32,917 --> 01:29:38,414
And this one is Teresa, the infant
of Spain painted by Vel�zquez.
909
01:29:38,921 --> 01:29:40,913
Very nice.
910
01:29:40,963 --> 01:29:44,466
But here we are again
in the middle of the past. - Yes.
911
01:29:44,564 --> 01:29:46,760
But I let you be lured
into the museum
912
01:29:46,838 --> 01:29:51,798
so I could finally be here with you,
to talk alone about the present.
913
01:29:51,862 --> 01:29:54,306
You're thinking about your guilt?
914
01:29:54,373 --> 01:29:57,827
You still believe I'm the oppressor?
915
01:29:58,975 --> 01:30:05,005
You will not experience me using
personal sympathy in my decision making.
916
01:30:05,055 --> 01:30:07,584
And how will you
decide about us?
917
01:30:08,214 --> 01:30:10,455
What do you really want from us?
918
01:30:10,505 --> 01:30:12,728
Do not disturb the peace.
919
01:30:13,020 --> 01:30:15,891
But we do not have peace anyway.
920
01:30:15,941 --> 01:30:19,492
Only what we were
promised 57 years ago.
921
01:30:19,542 --> 01:30:22,312
It must not, however,
be taken by force.
922
01:30:22,362 --> 01:30:24,814
Because then will be war!
923
01:30:25,042 --> 01:30:29,063
And the worst peace is
better than the best war!
924
01:30:30,261 --> 01:30:34,359
But you're a man.
What do you understand about that?
925
01:30:34,491 --> 01:30:38,647
I... I lost someone in the war.
926
01:30:39,341 --> 01:30:42,796
Then I left my profession...
I was a lawyer.
927
01:30:42,846 --> 01:30:51,232
And I swore in the name of all women
around the world: never again war!
928
01:30:52,004 --> 01:30:53,728
Never again!
929
01:30:53,778 --> 01:30:58,091
And where reason fails to assist,
I will prevent it by force.
930
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:04,053
You will not disturb my peace!
I think... world peace.
931
01:31:05,201 --> 01:31:09,842
And for that peace you allow the violent
occupation of one helpless country?
932
01:31:10,022 --> 01:31:13,762
You were married before, and
did not previously say "yes"?
933
01:31:13,812 --> 01:31:19,273
Excellency, I would like to be
your ally. I was a lawyer.
934
01:31:19,323 --> 01:31:24,061
But politics did not leave time
for my interest, not the marrying kind.
935
01:31:24,111 --> 01:31:28,695
I propose to you something.
Return Austria to her freedom.
936
01:31:28,763 --> 01:31:32,909
Time we fulfilled our
political assignments, so we can...
937
01:31:33,190 --> 01:31:37,291
Three hours. The discussion begins,
but I have not changed.
938
01:31:37,341 --> 01:31:42,069
So, you ARE a woman.
- How annoying. Others can wait.
939
01:31:49,142 --> 01:31:52,886
How well we
old people understand.
940
01:31:52,948 --> 01:31:56,448
Why would it not be
possible among the nations?
941
01:31:56,498 --> 01:31:59,875
One here, another there,
942
01:32:00,056 --> 01:32:03,447
Does any of it make any sense?
943
01:32:03,997 --> 01:32:07,199
Why are there so many
quarrels in the world?
944
01:32:07,331 --> 01:32:11,465
Because of the influence of power,
and, at the root, money.
945
01:32:11,515 --> 01:32:15,445
So much is wrong, it makes me wince,
946
01:32:15,597 --> 01:32:18,704
and I say:
"Now it's finally enough!"
947
01:32:20,109 --> 01:32:23,789
The sun shines on all equally...
948
01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:27,925
Excuse me, you know the discussions
continue? Now going on for three hours!
949
01:32:27,975 --> 01:32:29,852
May I join you?
950
01:32:29,969 --> 01:32:32,587
Yes, but not here. Outside!
951
01:32:32,676 --> 01:32:38,283
See the glow of freedom.
The sun is shining on the small man,
952
01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:41,997
as well as the large.
953
01:32:49,291 --> 01:32:55,183
Radio members of the Commission to
come here at once! - Yes, Excellency.
954
01:33:01,852 --> 01:33:07,793
It seems to me that we are the only
aggressor here, Mr. President.
955
01:33:08,832 --> 01:33:13,334
So I guess we can withdraw
the charges of aggression.
956
01:33:14,188 --> 01:33:18,178
And instead offer a government contract
to call the World Union.
957
01:33:18,228 --> 01:33:23,691
I am privileged 2000 times.
958
01:33:24,022 --> 01:33:26,515
Excellency!
Mr. President!
959
01:33:26,666 --> 01:33:31,362
Something terrible happened! In Carinthia
street an allied Jeep has been blown up!
960
01:33:31,412 --> 01:33:34,084
Four soldiers
lying on the sidewalk!
961
01:33:34,134 --> 01:33:37,934
You must immediately flee
or they will kill you! - Impossible.
962
01:33:37,984 --> 01:33:40,277
I cannot in this situation
leave their country.
963
01:33:40,923 --> 01:33:43,294
But you risk your life.
964
01:33:44,667 --> 01:33:48,852
Please... for me.
965
01:34:18,473 --> 01:34:21,498
Switch on your TV.
Notice to police:
966
01:34:21,548 --> 01:34:24,349
The World's gendarmes,
first degree alarm!
967
01:34:24,399 --> 01:34:27,629
Total Media
blockade over Austria!
968
01:34:28,152 --> 01:34:31,604
Immediately TV report the
accident on Carinthia street!
969
01:34:31,654 --> 01:34:35,645
Captain Hercules is not here?
- Neither is my secretary.
970
01:34:42,755 --> 01:34:47,450
Ladies and gentlemen, a serious
incident has taken place.
971
01:34:47,831 --> 01:34:52,306
Everyone please rise from
their seats.
972
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:03,850
In the city center, one
Allied jeep is blown up,
973
01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:07,804
probably as a demonstration
for Austrian freedom.
974
01:35:07,893 --> 01:35:12,649
A second Sarajevo... or
Pearl Harbor, is on the horizon.
975
01:35:13,011 --> 01:35:15,695
Please first
ascertain the facts.
976
01:35:15,745 --> 01:35:18,273
So far it's all just rumors.
977
01:35:18,323 --> 01:35:22,222
This switch will give us a TV panel.
978
01:35:35,470 --> 01:35:38,344
The sidewalks full of blood...
979
01:35:47,029 --> 01:35:49,219
Is this the place of the accident?
980
01:35:49,269 --> 01:35:54,468
Look. A beautiful doll!
- Look at you! Laughing again!
981
01:35:55,044 --> 01:35:56,876
She must again!
982
01:35:56,926 --> 01:36:01,108
We were scared, but it's
only minor scratches. Show them!
983
01:36:01,158 --> 01:36:05,045
But the jeep? Where the Jeep?!
- Jeep? - The one that was blown up!
984
01:36:05,095 --> 01:36:09,923
Here it is! I bought it as a
memento. "Made in Austria."
985
01:36:09,973 --> 01:36:16,386
I wanted to really roll it, but it crashed
into the window and shattered the glass.
986
01:36:16,478 --> 01:36:21,820
Some debris injured this
little Miss. I'm very sorry.
987
01:36:22,165 --> 01:36:25,121
Thank you. Thank you very much.
988
01:36:37,452 --> 01:36:40,368
False alarm!
Immediately inform all!
989
01:36:41,007 --> 01:36:46,500
The rumor about an attack on World Peace,
indeed proved to be a canard,
990
01:36:46,550 --> 01:36:49,022
but we clearly demonstrated
991
01:36:49,171 --> 01:36:54,140
any danger to the world is like
these four men in a jeep in Vienna.
992
01:36:54,213 --> 01:36:56,567
So I suggest...
993
01:36:56,733 --> 01:37:01,593
the release of the Austrian
indictment for violation of world peace!
994
01:37:01,643 --> 01:37:05,713
A moment, Excellency, a moment!
Don't judge Austria yet.
995
01:37:05,763 --> 01:37:11,057
I was just in the National Archives, and
found this extremely interesting charter!
996
01:37:11,722 --> 01:37:16,815
1943
997
01:37:17,085 --> 01:37:20,185
The three greatest statesmen
of the last century,
998
01:37:20,317 --> 01:37:23,433
Misters Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin,
999
01:37:23,705 --> 01:37:28,985
The State of Austria is
promised freedom and independence!
1000
01:37:31,322 --> 01:37:35,112
The occupation, according to this,
can only be a tragic mistake!
1001
01:37:35,251 --> 01:37:39,834
If this is true, Mr. Wei...
- Please take a look. Here and here...
1002
01:37:42,419 --> 01:37:45,734
Then the World Union
should not hesitate
1003
01:37:45,784 --> 01:37:49,335
in meeting this sacred heritage.
1004
01:37:49,385 --> 01:37:51,132
The Moscow Declaration
1005
01:37:51,182 --> 01:37:55,839
promulgates Austria
independent and free!
1006
01:37:55,889 --> 01:38:02,440
Troops shall leave by rocket.
At our expense! Tonight!
1007
01:38:13,284 --> 01:38:15,280
So...
1008
01:38:15,330 --> 01:38:20,565
"You is a happy woman, Austria!"
1009
01:40:10,842 --> 01:40:14,463
Wait, this should happen in
the year 2000. In April.
1010
01:40:14,513 --> 01:40:18,382
But it's only a year...